literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
How did you fuck in a park without people seeing? !
Lol We didn’t do it in public. It was late at night and on the opposing side of a hill where the light didn’t hit. We were in complete darkness ;-)
I never heard of a guy who liked going down on a girl lol you're girlfriend is a lucky girl haha.
I’m the lucky one to have her ^_^
I think it’s shame that guys don’t do that. It’s so much fun for both parties.
Answer all the NSFW questions. Thank you ;-)
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
3. Did you every made out with the same gender?
No a full out make out. Just kissed out of curiosity.
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
Lol no. I was 13
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
I lost it when i was 13. At a friends party.
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
Yes, a few people.
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Yes. A few people
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Under the back yard stairs
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
Outdoor. I wouldn’t want to elbow her when moving lol
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
I was around 11. I had discovered it by chance actually.
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
Yes. Lot’s of fun.
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
I am a guy. We get erections for almost no reason sometimes.
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
Literally minutes ago.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
Believe it or not I hardly ever masturbate. The idea seems weird to me.
18. What is your bra/penis size?
Embarrassingly I’m only 7 and a half ish inches.
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
Yes, a few.
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
It depends on my mood. Usually it’s rough ;-)
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
23. When was the last time you had sex?
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
I’ve never bought a sex toy.
26. Guys: Circumsized?
I am not. I do not see the harm in it.
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
My chest. Such a turn on.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
All of it lol
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
White boxer shorts
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Yes I have. A few times. We’ll leave at that.
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
No, but I might.
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
When I was 12?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
I can’t recall
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Yes, several times. I’ve given directions to that person as well.
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
I love it when she’s on her knees with her face pressed against the bed and her ass in the air.
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
Very much interested in it.
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Yes, mainly because of distance.
45. Name all places you had sex?
Under the staircase
Someone else’s bed
46. Your own technic of making love?
I am pretty improvised on that but i usually start slow. Lot’s of kissing of lips and her whole body etc. i concentrate more on her pleasure than anything else.
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
Yes, a few people.
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
Phone / Video / Sexting
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
Nothing overly weird
50. Do you like dirty talk?
Yes, such a turn on.
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
I have and it’s usually people who happened to be walking in. A dew times by my friends.
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
One time I got a massive cramp in my lower back and I was basically immobilized for a good 10 minutes. Needless to say that ruined the mood.
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Porn freaks me the fuck out. I do not watch it.
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
If i remember correctly I was 12 and I stumbled upon anal porn ?
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
I think it was… POV ? i don’t like watching porn.
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
I can’t remember
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
I have and they were 20 years old than me.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?—-
I would have to Have 100% trust in them for me to do that.
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
Yes actually. And they were happy to fulfill them ^_^
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
no, that is clearly fake as fuck and a giant misconception as to how to please a woman or anyone for that matter.
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?—-
I have and the reaction was good.
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
I have to answer to that.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
13 I think. I can’t remember.
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
Nope. Whatever I do works
70. Favorite type of oral?
I love to go down on a girl.
71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?
None too weird
72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
I have had a few one night stands and no.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
I have. No we are not beneficial.
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
A few people. I never cheated though.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
While being together? Yes.
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
83. Birth control or condoms?
Both. I am anal about using protection.
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
A few partners
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
No. They still believe im a virgin lol
87. Are you straigh, bi or gay?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
I love oral
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
I have been rejected and I have rejected
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
It wad spontanious
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
Yes. I never was quiet about my sexuality.
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
Oh, yeah, they know.
99. Do you like masturbation?
No, the thought is kinda weird for me.
100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
I don’t know you and I wouldn’t
The Young Victoria (2009)
I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
- Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via wordsnquotes)
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Makes me wonder about reincarnation
this is seriously so beautiful
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.
- (via southerngreekgirl)
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
Well, I’m not fine as in fine, but I’m fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.
- "Out of the Chute." House M.D.. (via wordsnquotes)